Aesthetics Class

one of our activities in Aesthetics Class. it was a major subject *very big sigh*

Police Cars in the World

German police car...Lamborghini..Gallardo..max speed 320km/hr

Japan...lancer Evo IX..max speed 280km/hr

France ...pegaut...sports gt

spain .....audi TT max speed 280km/hr
england .....porsche ......Do I have to tell the speed...

Now for the Ultimate Police Car in the World !!!

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PHILLIPINES

 

 

 

Max Speed not disclosed due to Security Reasons ...))

Sipping Vodka

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1)    Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me"

12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck.

Do not keep this letter. Do not send money just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck and a great laugh.

You will see that something good happens to you four days from now if the chain is not broken....

Keep this in the fridge

             Did You Know  That? Drinking two glasses of  Gatorade can relieve headache pain  almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by  traditional "pain relievers."

             Did you know  that  Colgate toothpaste makes an  excellent salve for  burns. Before you head to the  drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals,  try chewing on a couple of curiously strong  Altoids  peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed  nose.


             Achy  muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1  Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for  30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for  aching muscles.

             Sore  throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar  with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

             Cure  urinary tract infections with  Alka-Seltzer .  Just
             dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at
             the onset  of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer  begins eliminating
             urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even  though
             the product was never been advertised for this use. (Note:
             Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold  Medicine is  not the same..and
             contains aspirin, which can cause stomach bleeding if  you
             have  ulcers.)

              Honey  remedy  for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish
             with a dab of honey and place a  Band-Aid  over it. Honey kills
             the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds  healing.
             Works overnight.


              Listerine  therapy  for toenail fungus... Get rid of
             unsightly  toenail fungus by soaking your toes in 
             Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails
             looking healthy  again.


             Easy  eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in
             eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop  of 
             Maybelline Crystal  Clear nail polish to the threads  of the screws
             before tightening  them.


             Coca-Cola  cure  for rust... Forget those expensive  rust
             removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge  with  Coca 
             Cola and scrub the  rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke
              is  what gets the job  done.


             Cleaning  liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing
             bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home
             and you can't  find the insecticide, try a spray of  Formula 
            409. Insects drop to the ground  instantly.



             Smart  splinter remover...just pour a drop  of  Elmer's
             Glue-All over the splinter, let dry,  and peel the dried
             glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried  glue.


              Hunt's  tomato  paste boil cure....cover the boil  with
             Hunt's  tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the
             tomatoes soothe the pain  and bring the boil to a  head.


             Balm  for broken blisters...To disinfect a broken 
            blister,  dab on a few drops of  Listerine ...  a powerful
             antiseptic.


             Heinz  vinegar  to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in
             white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The
             vinegar reduces  the blueness and speeds up the healing
             process.


             Kills  fleas instantly.  Dawn  dish washing liquid does
             the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath  and shampoo the
             animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations.
             Goodbye fleas.


              Rainy  day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes 
              in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal  with  Bounce
              or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell
              springtime fresh.


             Eliminate  ear mites... All it takes is a few  drops of
             Wesson corn  oil in your cat's ear. Massage  it in, then
              clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil 
              soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates 
              healing.


              Quaker  Oats for  fast pain relief....It's not for
              breakfast  anymore! Mix 2 cups of  Quaker  Oats and 1 cup of  water
              in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool
              slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief
              from arthritis  pain.

God Always Answers Our Prayer.

If the Lord has you on hold..................................................... Hold on!

If the Lord has said "NO" to you................................................ Thank Him!

If the Lords is molding your heart and mind..................................Go with His change!

If the Lord opens doors that you have been asking Him to open.................... Praise Him!

Be blessed wherever you are in your life today! ..... God has His hands on the situation!

YOU SAY	GOD SAYS	BIBLE VERSES
You say: "It's impossible"	God says: All things are possible	(Luke 18:27)
You say: "I'm too tired"	God says: I will give you rest	(Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: "Nobody really loves me"	God says: I love you	(John 3:16 & John 3:34 )
You say: "I can't go on"	God says: My grace is sufficient	(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say: "I can't figure things out"	God says: I will direct your steps	(Proverbs 3:5-6)
You say: "I can't do it"	God says: You can do all things	(Philippians 4:13)
You say: "I'm not able"	God says: I am able	(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say: "It's not worth it"	God says: It will be worth it	(Roman 8:28 )
You say: "I can't forgive myself"	God says: I Forgive you	(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: "I can't manage"	God says: I will supply all your needs	(Philippians 4:19)
You say: "I'm afraid"	God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear	(II Timothy 1:7)
You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated"	God says: Cast all your cares on ME	(I Peter 5:7)
You say: "I'm not smart enough"	God says: I give you wisdom	(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: "I feel all alone"	God says: I will never leave you or forsake you	(Hebrews 13:5)

Love in the Eyes of Children

A  group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to  8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"  
The answers they got were  broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:  

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."

Rebecca- age 8  

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"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4  

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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5  

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"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6

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"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4  

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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."       
Danny -  age 7  

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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My  Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8  

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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."    
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)  

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"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"  
Nikka - age 6  
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."    
Noelle - age 7  

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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6  

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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."   Cindy - age 8  

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"My mommy loves me more than anybody.
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6  

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"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5  

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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt ." Chris - age 7  

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"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4  

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"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."  
Lauren - age 4  

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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an  image)
Karen - age 7  

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"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."     
Jessica - age 8  

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And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.   
When his  Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy  said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry"

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When there is nothing left  but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need.

Father God, bless all my friends in whatever it is that you know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, which transcends all understanding, in Jesus' name...Amen.         

Words of Wisdom - Lucio C. Tan

 

WORDS OF WISDOM

Lucio C. Tan

·                    I am ready to pay a high price to buy tolerance. Tolerance offers space for thinking; and if you budge a bit, many possibilities emerge.

·                    Intelligence and talent are important, but kindness and generosity are also decisive factors in winning.

·                    Success means staying ahead of time.

·                    Size is not important. What counts is strength. 

     

·                    A person should not attach too much importance to himself to the neglect of the collective.

·                    Money is good and bad at the same time. Do not become a slave of it.

·                    Follow the principle of mutual benefi and equal opportunity in doing business, and the economy prospers.

·                    Success is the best revenge to your enemies and critics.

·                    With a brain and 10 fingers, a person can earn a living anywhere in the world.

·                    Taking calculated risks does not constitute blindness. The tougher the task, the more necessary it is that you should accomplish it.

·                    A good entrepreneur should try his utmost to preserve and expand his assets and regard this as his lifeline.

·                    It is unwise to envy others and even wasteful to try to ruin them.

·                    Even the accomplished suffer setbacks sometimes. The more bitter the lessons, the greater the successes will be.

           Challenges make people all the more courageous through setbacks and fill their lives with vitality

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