Pinoy Transformers

Sosyal na si Inday v.2

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Sa resto:

Waiter: Ano po order nila, maam?

Amo: Isang fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano sayo?

Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sautéed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copious amounts of garlic, onion and laurel; sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice.

Amo: Iho, adobo with rice daw. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth. And I hope that one day you'll realize that you should not use humans as means of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, "Treat a man as an end in himself!"


--sagot ni Inday sa holdaper na nanghoholdap sa kanya  

"Shut up! 'Coz if you don't, the bullet in this gun will rest upon your empty head!"


-- sagot ng holdaper


Ang sosyal na talaga nila!!!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ as much as I would want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to life the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession. We're not here to thrive on rumor but rather, we should engage in objective and top-of-the-line service to our designated employers.

-    Inday, tumatangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang buhay.

Professionalism at its best!!!
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"See to it that professionalism is always upheld in the workplace. Although its due to our own personal issues and biases, one must see to it that relationships among co-workers do not cross the border of being too close for comfort. Doing so will greatly cloud objectivity and fair judgment. In general, workplace love affair though possible, is not very advisable."

-    sabi ni Inday nung bastidin si Dodong. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~

Amo1: Inday, anu ginagamit mo? Bakit ang kiniskinis as tang putiputi na ng balat mo?
Amo2: siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya.
Amo1: ah siguro ung papaya with calamansi noh?



Inday: nope!


Inday: only Belo touches my skin. Who touches yours?


Amo1 & Amo2: Bwisit! Lumayas ka! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

This is just not the right time to give it a try for there are things that are not worth losing by means of making a move into a higher level. Besides, destiny will always bring back what it has to be and we should let it be…

-    ang paliwanag ni Inday kay Dodong ng ayain ito na magtanan. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Amo: Mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko. Palalayasin sa pamamahay na to! Klaro?

Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng baba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matayog at palalong banyagang wika , manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.

-    nosebleed-
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At isa pang ebidensya sa pagiging linguist ni Inday....

Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat na sya kay inday.

Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?

Inday: una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de to casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este  hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.

Amo: Baliw!

to all Conotics out there

[sorry for the harsh words..]


True story: (FROM A FRIEND : )

Last week, I left Manila with a couple of friends heading toward Punta Fuego, in Batangas, when I decided to stop at a comfort station in a relatively new Gas station in Tagaytay. Being a new gas station, this place would have a clean banyo and pwede na/just right clean facility to take a good crap : )

 

The first stall was occupied (my theory was correct;) so I went into the second one.

Just when I was seated and poised to emit a very "silent" fart, I heard a voice from the next toilet:

"Hi, how are you doing?"

P*#$%^!!! I thought in my mind. I am certainly not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort rooms or any comfort room for that matter.

Normally, I would keep as dead silent as possible in a situation like this so no one would think I was there. What was I to do? run? keep quiet? so many questions in my mind.

I really don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed:

"OK LANG, pare!"

And the stranger said: "Whats up with you?"

Talk about your unnervingly dumb questions! WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? (In my mind) I was really beginning to think this was just TOO WEIRD! So I said:

"WELL, JUST LIKE YOU I'M MAKING TAE"

Then, I heard the person, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call you back, there's some idiot in the next toilet answering all the questions I am asking you."

S&#@^!!!!

wru ryt nw?

A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel asked....

Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?

Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?

Baby: Why do camels have humps? 

Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.

Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?

Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert, You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone does! Said the mother proudly.

Baby: Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight.

Mother: My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said mother camel with eyes rimming with pride....

Baby: I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eyelashes protect my eyes from the desert...

Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzoooooo!

MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

"Skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at the right place" 

(Where are you right now????????)

""Quote of the day: Love your job but never fall in love with your company, because you never know when the company stops loving you!!""