Friday, February 20, 2009

The Glue That Holds Us Together


 
This is a pretty neat story and an interesting thing that few of us know.  It's brief, so please read. (FROM A DOCTOR) 
 
      
A couple of days ago I was running (I use that term very loosely) on my treadmill, watching a DVD sermon by Louie Giglio...  And I was BLOWN AWAY!  I want to share what I learned....  But I fear not being able to convey it as well as I want.  I will share anyway.
 

He (Louie) was talking about how inconceivably BIG our God is...  How He spoke the universe into being...  How He breathes stars out of His mouth that are huge raging balls of fire..  .  Etc. Etc.
 

Then He went on to speak of how this star-breathing, universe creating God ALSO knitted our human bodies together with amazing detail and wonder.  At this point I am LOVING it (fascinating from a medical standpoint, you know.) ....  And I was remembering how I was constantly amazed during medical school as I learned more and more about God's handiwork.  I remember so many times thinking....  'How can ANYONE deny that a Creator did all of this???' Louie went on to talk about how we can trust that the God who created all this, also has the power to hold it all together when things seem to be falling apart...how our loving Creator is also our sustainer.

 

 
And then I lost my breath.  And it wasn't because I was running my treadmill, either!!! It was because he started talking about laminin.  I knew about laminin.  Here is how Wikipedia describes them: 'Laminins are a family of proteins that are an integral part of the structural scaffolding of basement membranes in almost every animal tissue.' You see....  Laminins are what hold us together....  LITERALLY.  They are cell adhesion molecules.  They are what holds one cell of our bodies to the next cell.  Without them, we would literally fall apart.  And I knew all this already.  But what I didn't know is what they LOOKED LIKE.
 

 
But now I do.  And I have thought about it a thousand times since (already)... .
Here is what the structure of laminin looks like...  AND THIS IS NOT a 'Christian portrayal' of it....  If you look up laminin in any scientific/medical piece of literature, this is what you will see...


  

 

  
Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!  Amazing.The glue that holds us together....  ALL of us....  Is in the shape of the cross.
 

Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.'He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For by him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth, visible And invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; All things were created by him and for him.He is before all things, and in him All things HOLD TOGETHER.  ' Colossians 1:15-17 Call me crazy.  I just think that is very, very, very cool.

 

Thousands of years before the world knew anything about laminin, Paul penned those words.  And now we see that from a very LITERAL standpoint, we are held together...  One cell to another...  By the cross.

 
You would never in a quadrillion years convince me that is anything Other than the mark of a Creator who knew EXACTLY what laminin 'glue' would look like long before Adam breathed his first breath!!

 
We praise YOU, Lord !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Pinoy Pickup Lines

1. ur like my kulangot... cuz ur so hard to get
2. ur like my kuto... i cant get u out of my head
3. ur like my pustiso.... i cant smile wid out u
4. ur like a suppository... u bring out whats bad in me
5. ur like a yosi vendor... u give me HOPE & MORE
6. ur like Ovaltine... i jus cant get enough
7. ur like my bra... salo-salo mo ang dibdib ko
8. ur like my shoes... ur always there wherever i go
9. ur like constipation... u take my breath away
10. ur like my sweat... u relieve me when im hot
11. ur like Extelcom... u never stop caring about me
12. ur like SM... cuz uve got it all
13. ur like a Balikbayan Box... because i get excited when u arrive
14. ur like a jingle joke... u bring tha corny out of me

Lasallista ka ba, pinana mo kasi ang piso ko

> 1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
> *** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
>
> 2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
> *** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
>
> 3. Uy picture tayo!!
> *** para ma-develop tayo!!
>
> 4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot
> ba kita??
> *** hinde, kasi lagi kita mamimiss..
>
> 5. Can i take your picture??
> *** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for
> christmas!!
>
> 6. Exam ka ba??
> *** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
>
> 7. Lecture mo ba ako??
> *** lab kasi kita..
>
> 8. Centrum ka ba??
> *** kasi you make my life complete!!
>
> 9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
> *** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
>
> 10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
> *** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..
>
> 11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
> *** kasi type kita..
>
> 12. I hate to say this but… You are like my
> underwear..
> *** i can’t last a day without you!!
>
> 13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
> *** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
>
> 14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
> *** single kasi ako eh..
>
> 15.Me lisensya ka ba??
> *** coz you’re driving me crazy..
>
> 16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
> *** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko,
> humihinto ang oras ko..
>
> 17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh??
> hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong
> maisip eh..
> *** kundi ikaw..
>
> 18. I’m a bee..
> *** can you be my honey??
>
> 19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
> *** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay
> ko..
>
> 20. Am i a bad shooter??
> *** coz i keep on missing you..
>
> 21. May lahi ka bang aswang??
> *** ang pangit mo kasi eh..
>
> 22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
> *** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
>
> 23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
> *** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo
> mo na agad..
>
> 24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
> *** because you give meaning to my life..
>
> 25. Bangin ka ba??
> *** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..
>
> 26. Pustiso ka ba??
> *** kasi, can’t smile without you..
>
> 27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
> *** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa
> isipan ko eh..
>
> 28. Me butas ba puso mo??
> *** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, & i can’t find my
> way out!!
>
> 29. Anung height mo??
> *** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
>
> 30. Hey, did you fart??
> *** coz you blew me away!!
>
> 31. Sana “T” na lang ako..
> *** para i’m always right next to “U”
>
> 32. Are you Jamaican??
> *** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!
>
> 33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop…
> *** bagay tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…
>
> 34. Ako ay isang exam…
> *** kaya sagutin mo na ako…
>
> 35. Alam mo bang scientist ako??
> *** at ikaw ang lab ko…

1) Favorite subject mo ba ang trigonometry? Kasi kahit saang angle ang ganda mo eh!

2) May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist, magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

3) Tapos na ba exams mo? Para ako naman ang sagutin mo!

4) Alarm clock ka ba? Ginsing mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso!

5) Can you recommend a good bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.

6) Ibibili kita ng salbabida. Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko!

7) Drugs ka ba? Nasisira na kasi ulo ko sayo eh.

8 ) Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo. Basta ang pagaaralan mo lang ay mahalin ako!

9) Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

10) *ito the best* Terorista ba tatay mo? Coz you're the bomb!

Buti pa ang kalendaryo, may DATE
Buti pa ang Hershey's, may KISSES
Buti pa ang probability, may CHANCES
ako, wala!

Buti pa ang telepono, hini-HELLO
Buti pa ang film, na di-DEVELOP.
Buti pa ang typwriter, nata-TYE-PAN
ako, hinde!

Buti pa ang exams, SINASAGOT
Buti pa ang problema, INIISIP
Buti pa ang assignment, INU-UWI
ako, hinde!

Buti pa ang panyo, NADADANTAYAN SA PISNGE
Buti pa baso, DINADAMPIAN NG LABI
Buti pa ang unan, INAAKAP SA GABI.
ako, hinde!

Buti pa ang kamalian, NAPAPANSIN
Buti pa ang salamin, MINAMASDAN
Buti pa ang hininga, HINAHABOL
ako, hinde!

Buti pa ang mga tindera, NAGPAPATAWAD
Buti pa ang awit ng tug-tog, PINAGSASAMA
Buti pa ang sugat, INAALAGAAN
ako, hinde!

Buti pa ang lungs, MALAPIT SA PUSO
Buti pa ang bra, KAKABIT NG DIBDIB
Buti pa nag kotse, MAHAL
ako, hinde!

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Buti pa....
Magtrabaho ka na lang tsong!
At baka dis oras eh mawalan ka ng trabaho!

You are the...
Apple of my eye, Mango of my Pie, Palaman of my tinapay, Niyog on my kalamay.

You are the...
Ipin of my suklay, Ring on my kamay, Blood of my atay, Bubbles of my laway.

You are the ...
Roof of my bahay, Strength of my tulay, Joy of my tagumpay, Dream of my Nanay.

You are the...
Ube in my monay, Patis in my gulay, Toyo in my siomai, Calcium in my kalansay

You are the...
Buhol of my tie, Bituin of my sky, Beauty of my Tagaytay, Ketchup on my french fry.

You are the...
Wings when I fly, Wind when I paypay, Sipit for my sampay, Tungkod when I am pilay.

You are the...
Shoulder when I cry, Cure to my "aray", Answer as to "why" I am nangi-ngisay.

You are the...
Love until I die, In short, you are, The Center Of My Buhay .
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0. Do you have a bandage?

because I scrape my knee falling for you.

9. Are you religious?

‘coz you’re the answer to my prayers…

8. Can you touch me?

So I can tell my friends that I have touched by an angel…

7. Was your father a thief?

because someone stole a star in the sky and put in your eyes.

6. I have three months to live…

5. Pardon me, are you in heat?

4. Where have you been all my life?

3. Excuse me… Is your Dad a terrorist?

Because you’re the bomb.

2. I guess your legs must be tired.

Because you’re running through my mind all night…

1. You know if I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Sana T na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to U


Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

Aanhin pa ang gravity? kung lagi akong nahuhulog sa'yo.

kung gagawa ako ng alak pangalan mo ang gagamitin ko. kasi ang lakas mo sumipa kaso sa puso ang tama.

tok! tok! tok! Pwede ba akong pumasok sa buhay mo?

Miss! langit na ba to? para ka kasing anghel.

Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? type kasi kita eh

alam mo bang exam ako? kaya sagutin mo na ko

kung bola ka at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? hindi! kasi lagi kitang namimiss

Uy! papicture naman tayo oh? para madevelop tayo sa isa't isa.

Surgeon ka ba? kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko.

Marimar, kaw ba yan? pwede ba akong maging sergio ng buhay mo?

Miss may-ari ba ng Chocnut factory ang tatay mo? ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Para kang yosi, ang hirap mo alisin sa buhay ko.

may lason bang mga mata mo? nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo.

kailangan mo ba ng tutor? tuturuan kitang mahalin ako.

Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako

magaling ka ba sa math? ikaw kasi ang sagot sa mga equation ng buhay ko.

Hindi tayo tao. bagay tayo! bagay!

Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete

Doktor ka ba? kasi kaw lang ang makakagamot ng sugat sa puso ko.

Pulis ba tatay mo? kasi nahuli mo ang puso ko.

Electric Fan ka ba? kasi lagi umiikot ka sa isip ko.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Letter from satan


Hey Buddy!
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You woke up without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't
even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night.
You are so unthankful, I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way
of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still
don't love you yet. Fact is, I hate you, because I hate God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long
as possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you
But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell.
That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God.
Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with
all of the good times we've had.
We have been...
watching dirty movies,
cursing people,
stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes,
gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and
those in leadership positions, bad attitudes...
SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans
for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
I'd like to say 'THANKS' for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in
HA HA HA, you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years
older, and now, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged,
cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.
Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too.
Kids are like that.
Well, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt
you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, and
live for God with what little bit of life that you have left.
It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still
sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. If you love me, you won't share this

Thursday, August 28, 2008

University Jokes

Forwarded lang 'to!!!

please don't take this seriously.. these are just jokes.
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MAHIRAP LAHAT
Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.

WHERE TO GO TO COLLEGE?
If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.
If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
If you have no brains and lots of money, go to La Salle.
If you have no money, go to PUP.


pag nabaha:
Ateneo -yuck, dirty
La salle - well i have my car
UST- eewww! may palaka!
UP - basa na naman!
AMA- tara! swimming tayo!

Deodorant:
Ateneo- secret
La salle- sure
UST- rexona
UP- babes
NU- splash deowhitener
PUP- tawas
AMA- dinidikdik na stork, sing lamig pero di sing mahal!

Multivitamins:
UA&P- pharmaton
Ateneo- rogin-e
La Salle- centrum
UST- clusivol
AMA- star rice


Reaction of students to BMW
Ateneo- may dad has one like that
DLSU - Dad buy me naman that
UP - Dad, that is not worth buying
AMA- Tay, pa-picture tayo!

Expressions of Schools
Ateneo- Whatever
DLSU - Duh?! helloooo?!
Assumption- oh my god!
UST - gosh!
UP - ganon?
AMA - chuvachuchu

Tawag sa mga estudyante
Ateneo- Atenista
DLSU- Lasalista or La Sallite
UP- taga-UP
Assumption- Assumptionista
UST- Thomasian
San Beda- Bedan
AMA - Jolinians

Month:
DLSU- february(hearts day)
CRC- december(holidays)
Ateneo- march(graduation)
AMA- april(boys) IDOL!!!

Gimik Places
DLSU- Embassy
ADMU- Fiamma
Beda- mars
CEU- padi
UST- chatterbox
AMA- di nyo kami maaapi ngayon sa Hardrock kami! may Concert si jolina! beeh!

Reaction pagnawalan ng wallet
ADMU- ****! my credit cards are there
DLSU - ****! my 10,000 bucks are gone
UST - pare lisensya ko
AMA - picture ni jolina?!

Buying Cellphone
La salle- iPhone 3g please
ADMU - N95 nga
UP- China Phone
UST - 2 extra batteries
UE- two pieces of P1,000 GLOBE cards
AMA- (pabulong) may brochure kayo?

Expressions pag nakakuha ng funny txt
ADMU- hahaha, funny
DLSU- yeah, right
UP- ****** OK to ah
AMA- ****** tayo na naman ang pinag-uusapan ah!

Reaction ng marinig ang new txt scheme
La salle- bad trip
ADMU- ****
UST- bwisit
CKSC- **** *** ***** [cursing in chinese]
FEU- diyahe naman
AMA- yes, wala ng mang-aasar sa atin

Problematic kids:
DLSU: "****! Walang parking!"
ADMU: "****! Traffic sa Katips!"
CRC: "****! Walang signal!"
UP: "****! Walang jeep!"
CSB: "****! Walang pinasa!"
ASSUMPTION: "****! Walang boys!"

Flowers:
Ateneo: long-stemmed roses
La Salle: tulips
UST: carnation
UP: sampaguita
PUP: gumamela
AMA: paper roses

Favorite car:
ADMU: benz
Beda- bugati
DLSU- acura
UST- ferrari
UP- jaguar
AMA- ****** tama na STI naman, kaya nga pabor kami sa tax sa text e!



In a brainshop, three types of brains were for sale. Ang una, brain ng taga-Ateneo w/c cost Php50,000 --->; kasi if u buy this, ur gonna be an excellent conversationalist. Next is utak ng taga-UP w/c cost Php100,000 --->; kasi you'll have a "future" if u buy this. Yung pinakamahal ay utak ng taga-Lasalle w/c cost Php150,000 --->; kasi slightly used.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Ten Conyomandments

 

Ten Conyomandments
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(from The La Sallian-Menagerie)

Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you:

The Ten Conyomandments.


1.  Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
      "Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
      "Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
      "What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
      "Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
      "I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
      "You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
      "I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
      "I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
      "Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!" 

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
      "It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
      "I know right? It's so kaka!"
      "Kaka?"
      "Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
      "Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"